
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money
i get paid for being born
i get paid
for living
it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day
(Source: fagology)
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Einstein and his therapist.
I will always reblog this.
i’ve been looking for this picture for ages, i love it, something about it just…gets to me
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“happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know”
i seriously fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE him.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzqtrd1QZ1qkxazno1_1280.jpg)
Einstein and his therapist.
I will always reblog this.
i’ve been looking for this picture for ages, i love it, something about it just…gets to me
“happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know”
i seriously fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE him.
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
(Source: coolestdad)

Guys and animals >
(Source: born--for--this)
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
(Source: chickensandwich)
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
(Source: beyoncebeytwice)